greenmariosmansion: “sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
ericandy: during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’” halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes she marked it as correct
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i got the magic in me. >:) HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;) look @ me now. fuck yeaahhhhh first time VIVA LA MAGICAL...
What do you call a boy with a vagina?
weallhavegunsforhands: weallhavegunsforhands: His name. I still can’t believe my post is nearly at 30,000 notes. It’s unbelievable. THIS IS STILL A CONCEPT MORE PEOPLE NEED TO RECOGNIZE AND UNDERSTAND. IT’S SIMPLE.
i-read-books: Seriously did no one wonder what the fuck happened to Merry and Pippin for like 3 years after they went out to get some vegetables?